A Guide to Baby Boomers

February 1, 2009

At 11p.m. on Saturdays, Baby-boomers are at home in bed

Baby-boomers talk about their diabetes, hip replacement, bypass surgery or colonoscopy

Baby-boomers talk about their grandchildren

80% of Baby-boomers have not seen a gym in 30 years

Less than 20 percent of Baby-boomer women are under 160 pounds.

Baby-boomers don’t text or Twitter to communicate. Call, or yell, “Hey Joanne, come on over.”

Baby-boomers have no clue who Rhianna, Ne-yo, Ludacris or Bow Wow are.

Baby-boomers don’t have names like Rhianna, Ne-yo, Ludacris or Bow Wow. More like Dave or Barbara

Baby-boomers actually have a record player

Baby-boomers still listen to Eagles, Jackson Brown and Fleetwood Mac

Baby-boomers have never heard a song by Aly & AJ, Ashley Tisdale or Vanessa Hudgens

Baby-boomers watch TMZ on TV, not the Internet

Baby-boomers watch television shows on an actual television instead of a computer

Baby-boomers do not have a MySpace, YouTube, Twitter, WordPress or Blogger account

Last movie Baby-boomers saw featured Clint Eastwood, Jack Nickleson, Dustin Hoffman, Sylvester Stallone or Sharon Stone

Baby-boomers have no clue who Shia LeBeouf or Megan Fox are

Baby-boomers grew up on Howdy Doody or Captain Kangaroo

Baby-boomers have no clue what Power Rangers, TMNT (Ninja Turtles) or Zack & Cody are

Baby-boomers go to “Indian” casinos instead of Las Vegas

Baby-boomers have “at home” computers, not laptops

Baby-boomers have iPhones

Baby-boomers have no “apps” on their iPhone